Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Serangan Zombi Pertama di Malaysia

Serangan Zombi Pertama di Malaysia november 2010 at klpac
Serangan Zombi Pertama di Malaysia. Sure you're wondering what in the world is that eyh? I have a feeling this is a stage show since the venue is at KLPAC.

Here's the description....
English
Malaysia's first zombie attack. Like the first national car, is yet another milestone for Malaysia. The first known reported case was in Port Dickson, in a Tom Yam restaurant close to the army base camp. Shima Mat Jidin (victim) was singing “Ku Cari Seiras Wajah” made popular by SKOIN in the Sunday night open mic karaoke, when she started coughing non-stop with smoke coming out from her Japanese curled, artificial brownish gold coloured hair. She fell unconscious and a minute later started eating people alive, and then those people eaten alive started eating other people who were alive and then… well it didn’t quite stop from there. But then again, people do die due to strange causes in this country; like over eating; or being flattened out by concrete slabs; from having too much money or brain cancer from mobile phones radiation - mostly due to the way they live or perhaps haven’t been living – any other way, being eaten by zombies? Why should it be any different?

Nothing is certain at the moment apart from the fact that the zombies are coming to get you. We kid you not.


Malay
Serangan zombi peringkat kebangsaan di negara ini tidaklah sama seperti penghasilan otomobil pertama namun ianya tetap signifikan terhadap perjalanan sejarah negara Malaysia. Kes pertama yang diketahui dilaporkan di Port Dickson, di sebuah Restoran Tom Yam berhampiran kem angkatan tentera Malaysia. Shima Mat Jidin (mangsa) sedang menyanyikan lagu "Ku Cari Seiras Wajah" daripada Kumpulan SKOIN pada malam karaoke terbuka sebelum beliau mula batuk dengan dahsyat dan asap berkepul-kepul keluar dari rambutnya yang diwarnakan dengan warna perang-perang emas. Beliau kemudian bangun semula dan mula menggigit pengunjung pengunjung restoran itu yang kemudiannya turut dijangkiti. Populasi Port Dickson lenyap dalam masa enam jam.

Tapi sememangnya rakyat Malaysia sering menemui ajal secara pelik - mati akibat terlebih makan, dihempap slab konkrit, akibat terlalu banyak wang atau kanser otak disebabkan radiasi telefon bimbit - secara generalnya disebabkan oleh gaya hidup mereka. Apa apa pun, mungkin ia tak terlalu berbeza dengan mati digigit zombi.

Belum ada yang pasti tentang kejadian ini - namun ianya sangat sangat ngeri! Serius tak tipu!


UuuUUUUUuuUUUUUuuu...made me curious. Veeery curious. And I just need RM35 to satisfy this curiosity......+ paid trip to KL. xD Too bad I'm in Kota Kinabalu. Oh Del~

Details...
24 (Preview Night), 25, 26, 27 & 28 November 2010
Time varies, either 3pm or 8.30pm.
Pentas 2, klpac
RM35/adult, RM23/Students or Disabled Citizens
Only 4 and above. =)
603-7711 5000

Psssttt....Dress up as a zombie on the 26th and get a ticket for just RM23~ I didn't tell you this. xD








Shine on,
Del

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